Humpty Dumpty Had A Great Fall Youth Tee Toddler Tees scratchy edges

scratchy edges

Naked franks are a dealbreaker and condiment ratios are non-negotiable

The delivery is flawless

Distressed vintage texture throughout the lettering

Yellow arched text reads "The Original Since Birth" surrounding a yellow circle containing a cartoon butt illustration with "TRD" and "MRK" labels flanking it

Humpty Dumpty Had A Great Fall Youth Tee Toddler Tees scratchy edgesThe original cautionary tale about sitting on things you should not sit on. Every parent has watched their kid climb something, warned them, been ignored, and then lived out this exact nursery rhyme in real time. The Details: Features a retro cartoon egg character (Humpty Dumpty) wearing a dark green suit with a red bow tie, tipping his top hat while sitting on a red brick wall. Orange and red autumn trees flank the scene. The text reads "Humpty